Ah…(rubbing hands together gleefully). It’s begun. People, (and I use that term loosely), are blaming the President of the United States for the destruction caused by the Hurricane Katrina.
So far, President Bush is responsible for:
Muslim terrorists hijacking planes and killing 3000 people
Wars in the Middle East that have been occurring ever since Mohammad first crawled out of his cave
Skyrocketing gasoline prices
Global Warming
And now, a Hurricane.
Is there nothing this man can’t do? He’s got his finger in every pie! From governing the actions of religious fundamentalists, to tinkering with International Politics, to controlling the world economy, and now it’s been proven that he has dominion over the forces of Nature!
I humbly pledge my obeisance before this omnipotent deity.
So far, President Bush is responsible for:
Muslim terrorists hijacking planes and killing 3000 people
Wars in the Middle East that have been occurring ever since Mohammad first crawled out of his cave
Skyrocketing gasoline prices
Global Warming
And now, a Hurricane.
Is there nothing this man can’t do? He’s got his finger in every pie! From governing the actions of religious fundamentalists, to tinkering with International Politics, to controlling the world economy, and now it’s been proven that he has dominion over the forces of Nature!
I humbly pledge my obeisance before this omnipotent deity.
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